Penny Dreadful : Cooks up a Calamity (3 stories in 1 book)

My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The 'Dreadful' bit is my dad's joke but it is not even true that I am dreadful. Sawing Bridget Grimes in half for the school show was supposed to be a good thing and I didn't mean to get up to any Shenanigans on the school trip. Plus I worked extra-especially hard on the Cake of Dreams for Mum's birthday, but somehow it still turned into a huge calamity.