Penny Dreadful is a Magnet for Disaster

My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The 'Dreadful' bit is my dad's joke but I do not see the funny side. Plus it is not even true that I am dreadful. It's just that sometimes my brilliant ideas don't work out completely brilliantly. Like, I didn't mean for my cousin to end up bald and covered in superglue and I also didn't mean to steal our neighbor's dog and make him speak Russian, it is not my fault. I can't help it, I'm just a Magnet for Disaster.